This is absurd in the best way possible.
The Huffington Post claims the Haines City, Florida police recently arrested Gary Anderson for crashing into one of their squad cars while on a riding lawn mower. The 68 year-old told officers he was not drunk. Anderson was unable to complete a field sobriety test. He blew a .241. Anderson was charged with a DUI.
Why do the craziest things happen in Florida?!